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Prime: Meridia Academy of Arts
Lunch Table Discussion #1
"Dogs, Street Fighter, and Snow Storms"
Jam: Winter is almost over and boom, a doggone snow storm hits. Come on now!
Richie: Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Especially since I had to walk Killer this morning.
Mike: Can you rename your dog?
Richie: Why?
Mike: It’s a damn rottweiler named Killer. [Jam laughs]
Jam: Yeah, it’s like it was designed to scare black people. [Mike laughs]
Richie: That’s ridiculous!
Eddie: I’m Mexican, and it scared the hell out of me too.
Drake: Richie, may suggest “Ace”?
Pete: Like Ace the Bat-Dog?
Drake: Yeah.
Richie: Ummm, no!
Pete: You’re the biggest Batman fan I know, I didn’t think you’d say no to that.
Drake: I got it! Rename him Bruce.
Richie: Awesome, I’ll do it!
Mike: Then teach him to stop barking at me and Jam every time we show up.
Richie: You’re the scared of my dog?
Mike: And your brother’s alligator.
Richie: You’re scared of my brother’s alligator?
Mike: It’s a freakin alligator! A freakin alligator!
Drake: Robbie already got rid of it.
Eddie: One reason why I don’t like your dog is because he always has a boner when I come over. He’s always trying to hump everything.
Pete: Yeah, dude, that is pretty disgusting.
Richie: Why does everyone all of a sudden hate my dog.
Pete: Guys, remember when Richie had the sleep over.
Eddie: And it rained outside?
Pete: Yeah, so they let the dog in and he came into the room and started humping while I was sleep.
Drake: Oh that’s right he jizzed on you.
Mike: What the hell? I was wondering what that white shit was.
Jam: Aw snap. Pete got skeeted on by a dog.
Pete: I was so freaked out, man.
Jam: Doggone, Richie! You can’t let your dog go around molesting folks, man.
Richie: Killer doesn’t molest people.
Eddie: Maybe Killer should’ve been named rapist.
Drake: That’s not funny.
Richie: Thanks, Drake.
Drake: Killer peeing one of Diana’s friends is, though.
Mike: Hell naw! We gotta tell Carlos about that. Yo, Carlos! [Carlos walks over]
Carlos: S’up, cuz?
Eddie: Dude, Drake told us that Richie’s dog peed on one of his sister’s friends.
Carlos: Hell naw, shawty! Richie’s dog be goin R. Kelly on them hoes! [Everyone except Richie laughs, Carlos walks off]
Richie: Did you have to tell Carlos.
Mike: Yeah
Eddie: Someone had to make that R. Kelly joke.
Richie: Wasn’t R. Kelly innocent?
Jam: About as innocent as OJ Simpson was when he murdered his own wife. [everyone laughs]
Mike: Oh shit, playboy. That was hilarious.
Pete: Back on subject. Richie, your dog is a sexual predator.
Richie: Oh my God, dude!
Eddie: He’s right, I can’t come over if your dog is going around trying to rape people.
Pete: There’s only so many times a guy can get jizzed on by a dog.
Eddie: Richie has slumber parties, but when the dog shows up it turns into a prison party. [Everyone laughs, Richie looks angry]
Mike: That’s two reasons why I won’t go over Richie’s house.
Eddie: You have another?
Mike: That had some nipple touching action going on in that bitch!
Pete: Ewww.
Mike: Come on over, play Street Fighter 4, touch my nipple.
Drake: That’s not exactly what happened, Richie was worried that the bump on his nipple was cancerous or something.
Mike: I don’t give a damn, homie!
Richie: So, you’d let me die from cancer?
Mike: If it meant touching your nipple, hell yeah. You’re my friend, but I don’t love that much, man.
Pete: Jam, aren’t you supposed to be getting Street Fighter 4?
Jam: Yeah, but my 360 got the three rings of death, so I don’t have a game system to play it on.
Pete: I offer my condolences.
Jam: Thanks, Petey, I appreciate that.
Mike: That’s why I don’t mess with 360s.
Jam: Yeah, I’m gonna get Playstation 3 instead.
Mike: That’s what’s up!
Pete: Good, because I don’t want to go over Richie’s house to play it.
Eddie: I heard that, bro. You’ll be doing a Hadoken and Richie’s dog’ll be doing your leg.
Mike: Aw skeet skeet skeet with his rapist ass! [Everyone except Richie laughs]
Richie: Stop it! Why does everyone hate my dog?
Drake: He ate my homework that one time, and when I told the teacher he looked at me like I was crazy.
Jam: He flipped a bird at me. [laughter]
Eddie: He told me to fetch him a burrito. [laughter]
Mike: He called me the “n-word”. [laughter]
Pete: He raped me! That son of a bitch raped me! [Everyone except Richie continues laughing]
Richie: Why are we talking about my dog anyway?
Pete: Because you were complaining about walking you dog in the cold.
Richie: Well, let’s go back to talking about the weather.
Jam: Alright. I’m just glad the snow’s gone. But even though it is gone it’s still too freaking cold. I mean I’m freezing my—
Drake: No, Jam, don’t say it! You remember what happened last time.
Jam: You mean when I said I’m freezing my balls off and my balls froze?
Drake: Yeah.
Jam: You worry too much, man. I’ve said that plenty of time and nothing happened since then. Nothing is gonna happen because I said I’m freezing my balls off. [Jam’s eyes widen, he grabs his crotch and falls out of his seat] Oh God!
Eddie: Jam, you alright!
Jam: Call 911.
END
Lunch Table Discussion #1
"Dogs, Street Fighter, and Snow Storms"
Jam: Winter is almost over and boom, a doggone snow storm hits. Come on now!
Richie: Dude, I was thinking the same thing. Especially since I had to walk Killer this morning.
Mike: Can you rename your dog?
Richie: Why?
Mike: It’s a damn rottweiler named Killer. [Jam laughs]
Jam: Yeah, it’s like it was designed to scare black people. [Mike laughs]
Richie: That’s ridiculous!
Eddie: I’m Mexican, and it scared the hell out of me too.
Drake: Richie, may suggest “Ace”?
Pete: Like Ace the Bat-Dog?
Drake: Yeah.
Richie: Ummm, no!
Pete: You’re the biggest Batman fan I know, I didn’t think you’d say no to that.
Drake: I got it! Rename him Bruce.
Richie: Awesome, I’ll do it!
Mike: Then teach him to stop barking at me and Jam every time we show up.
Richie: You’re the scared of my dog?
Mike: And your brother’s alligator.
Richie: You’re scared of my brother’s alligator?
Mike: It’s a freakin alligator! A freakin alligator!
Drake: Robbie already got rid of it.
Eddie: One reason why I don’t like your dog is because he always has a boner when I come over. He’s always trying to hump everything.
Pete: Yeah, dude, that is pretty disgusting.
Richie: Why does everyone all of a sudden hate my dog.
Pete: Guys, remember when Richie had the sleep over.
Eddie: And it rained outside?
Pete: Yeah, so they let the dog in and he came into the room and started humping while I was sleep.
Drake: Oh that’s right he jizzed on you.
Mike: What the hell? I was wondering what that white shit was.
Jam: Aw snap. Pete got skeeted on by a dog.
Pete: I was so freaked out, man.
Jam: Doggone, Richie! You can’t let your dog go around molesting folks, man.
Richie: Killer doesn’t molest people.
Eddie: Maybe Killer should’ve been named rapist.
Drake: That’s not funny.
Richie: Thanks, Drake.
Drake: Killer peeing one of Diana’s friends is, though.
Mike: Hell naw! We gotta tell Carlos about that. Yo, Carlos! [Carlos walks over]
Carlos: S’up, cuz?
Eddie: Dude, Drake told us that Richie’s dog peed on one of his sister’s friends.
Carlos: Hell naw, shawty! Richie’s dog be goin R. Kelly on them hoes! [Everyone except Richie laughs, Carlos walks off]
Richie: Did you have to tell Carlos.
Mike: Yeah
Eddie: Someone had to make that R. Kelly joke.
Richie: Wasn’t R. Kelly innocent?
Jam: About as innocent as OJ Simpson was when he murdered his own wife. [everyone laughs]
Mike: Oh shit, playboy. That was hilarious.
Pete: Back on subject. Richie, your dog is a sexual predator.
Richie: Oh my God, dude!
Eddie: He’s right, I can’t come over if your dog is going around trying to rape people.
Pete: There’s only so many times a guy can get jizzed on by a dog.
Eddie: Richie has slumber parties, but when the dog shows up it turns into a prison party. [Everyone laughs, Richie looks angry]
Mike: That’s two reasons why I won’t go over Richie’s house.
Eddie: You have another?
Mike: That had some nipple touching action going on in that bitch!
Pete: Ewww.
Mike: Come on over, play Street Fighter 4, touch my nipple.
Drake: That’s not exactly what happened, Richie was worried that the bump on his nipple was cancerous or something.
Mike: I don’t give a damn, homie!
Richie: So, you’d let me die from cancer?
Mike: If it meant touching your nipple, hell yeah. You’re my friend, but I don’t love that much, man.
Pete: Jam, aren’t you supposed to be getting Street Fighter 4?
Jam: Yeah, but my 360 got the three rings of death, so I don’t have a game system to play it on.
Pete: I offer my condolences.
Jam: Thanks, Petey, I appreciate that.
Mike: That’s why I don’t mess with 360s.
Jam: Yeah, I’m gonna get Playstation 3 instead.
Mike: That’s what’s up!
Pete: Good, because I don’t want to go over Richie’s house to play it.
Eddie: I heard that, bro. You’ll be doing a Hadoken and Richie’s dog’ll be doing your leg.
Mike: Aw skeet skeet skeet with his rapist ass! [Everyone except Richie laughs]
Richie: Stop it! Why does everyone hate my dog?
Drake: He ate my homework that one time, and when I told the teacher he looked at me like I was crazy.
Jam: He flipped a bird at me. [laughter]
Eddie: He told me to fetch him a burrito. [laughter]
Mike: He called me the “n-word”. [laughter]
Pete: He raped me! That son of a bitch raped me! [Everyone except Richie continues laughing]
Richie: Why are we talking about my dog anyway?
Pete: Because you were complaining about walking you dog in the cold.
Richie: Well, let’s go back to talking about the weather.
Jam: Alright. I’m just glad the snow’s gone. But even though it is gone it’s still too freaking cold. I mean I’m freezing my—
Drake: No, Jam, don’t say it! You remember what happened last time.
Jam: You mean when I said I’m freezing my balls off and my balls froze?
Drake: Yeah.
Jam: You worry too much, man. I’ve said that plenty of time and nothing happened since then. Nothing is gonna happen because I said I’m freezing my balls off. [Jam’s eyes widen, he grabs his crotch and falls out of his seat] Oh God!
Eddie: Jam, you alright!
Jam: Call 911.
END
I've been busy working on my portion of 
's Secret Mission, so I haven't drawn any Prime stuff. But to keep in touch with Prime I did this, just so I could write the characters. Since there isn't much story I just did this in a transcript format instead of a narrative.
I'll be done with Secret Mission on Saturday, and then Prime will be back in it's fully glory.
's Secret Mission, so I haven't drawn any Prime stuff. But to keep in touch with Prime I did this, just so I could write the characters. Since there isn't much story I just did this in a transcript format instead of a narrative.I'll be done with Secret Mission on Saturday, and then Prime will be back in it's fully glory.
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